Wednesday Notes: Fake reporters, fahgedaboutit...

Hump Day, So Let's Hump...


• Pitchers, catchers, you have three weeks to get your asses to Florida or Arizona. Meanwhile, they are still playing Beisbol in the Caribbean (Although, I think Dave Parker has since retired). Among this week's highlights (including a near brawl when former Sox pitcher Jeremi Gonzalex tried a flying kick during an exchange with a hitter) Miguel Cabrera, my early pick for NL MVP, hit a home run yesterday.

• Are the pitchers and catchers reporting to Phillies camp thinking what J-Roll is thinking? I hope so.

• My plan for writing about baseball better not go down this path.

• RIP Disco D, who apparently committed suicide early yesterday morning. For those who are unfamiliar with his work, listen to some 50 Cent, Spank Rock and other well established hip hop acts to hear his grime-bass sound. And for a good laugh, there is always this truly inspired production.