Breaking News: Foulke to Retire

Just in from ESPN: Keith Foulke, 34, the man responsible for getting the final out in the first Red Sox championship in 86 years, is retiring after he felt pain in his elbow while throwing in spring training (he actually never made it to spring training as first reported). Foulke, who signed a one-year deal with the Indians over the winter to compete for the closer role, was hoping to make a comeback from arm troubles that plagued him the last two seasons.

Best of luck, Foulkie. We'll always remember you fondly in Boston.